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Life Is Not Shortcondom Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
Ernest Hemingway
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My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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I have my life and I will live it. Shut your mouth before I fu.. it Ha, my jokes they will love it.
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make jokes. no stress. love. live. life. proceed. progress
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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
Simon Pegg
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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Making self-deprecating jokes about your s.. life is the fastest way to win a place in my heart.
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We all hate it when we're joking around with our parents and then it turns into a life lesson.
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.
Bobby Farrelly
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