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Life Is Not Shortcondom Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.
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I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is so much more to her than that. She makes me laugh and she puts up with my practical jokes. We were both raised by our mums in single-parent households, and that's given us a lot of the same family values in life.
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Girls will be girls! We laugh at the dumbest jokes, go along with the craziest ideas, and still manage to have the best times.
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
Rick Sutter
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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
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I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
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Where it gets clear for me about the privacy issue is with my kids because they didn't choose this kind of life. I'm an incredibly open person, though...I'll tell anyone anything. My husband jokes that I'll invite people over for dinner and he won't know who they are or where I met them. But in my work world, I've never really been tempted to tell too much of my story.
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It must be a cruel joke of nature that people who are so bad for us, make us feel so good.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
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