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Lottery Tickets Are A Surtax On Desperation Quotes & Sayings
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Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
Unknown
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Just got carded. Why does it feel like I just won the lottery?
Catt Sadler
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If I could, I'd give all 260,000 of you tickets...
Justin Verlander
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Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
Tim Conway
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I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs.
Jack Whittaker
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Amare Stoudamire! Winner of the genetic lottery!
Bill Walton
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
Unknown
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She calls up her friends. They already know snd they've all got tickets to see his show.
Avril Lavigne
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The best thing about being an actress is getting good concert tickets.
Sara Gilbert
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Our stadium seats over 80,000, and we sell all of our tickets.
Steve Spurrier
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I have gotten so many tickets. I hope I don't get my license revoked.
Kirsten Dunst
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Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
Cecil Rhodes
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
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Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
Cecil Rhodes
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Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery!
Giuliana Rancic
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My early condolences on not winning the lottery later tonight.
Unknown
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I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.
Alan Davies
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We're constantly buying airplane tickets; we travel on the Concorde.
Eva Herzigova
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Those who say 'money cant buy happiness' obviously have never bought tickets to see their favorite band.
Unknown
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