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Marrying A Ball Player Quotes & Sayings
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We heard this wild solo going on and thought, I dont see any guitar player up there. It turned out it was the bass player, Cliff, with a wah wah pedal and this mop of hair. He didnt care whether people were there. He was looking down at his bass playing.
James Hetfield
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[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.
Lee Trevino
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.
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Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.
William Wycherley
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If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.
Sparky Anderson
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Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.
Rich Little
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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
Dennis Quaid
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The next worst thing to hell fire is a bad marriage, marrying the wrong person is like living with the devil himself.
Unknown
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I thought for like five years that when you have s.., you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your d..k. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
Louis CK
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A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky
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A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky
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I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her, I'd also be marrying her former life, her past. It might be OK for some people - I don't want to judge it or anything - but it's not for me. It would destroy my creativity.
Henry Rollins
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Thou art blind to the danger of marrying a woman who feels and acts out the principle of equal rights.
Angelina Grimke
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
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I don't really have a favorite bass player. I listen to a lot of bluegrass. But then again, I'm not a typical bluegrass bass player. I was really into the Grateful Dead, and I still am - I don't listen to them too much, but for me they are a big influence.
Mike Gordon
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler
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Every girl wants to change a player, but the truth; is every player wants a girl worth the change.
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Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.
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I'm not sure I'm the marrying type...I love being free as a bird - sorry to disappoint you.
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