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Woman is the dominant s... Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention.
Camille Paglia
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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
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I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me and that I've made of myself, as a s.. symbol. Men expect so much, and I can't live up to it.
Marilyn Monroe
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A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman.
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PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
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Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We woman have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them
Helen Rowland
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
Robert Bloch
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Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho Marx
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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He who treats his woman like a princess is a living proof that the woman who raised him is a Queen.
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I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough.
Shirley Bassey
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A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
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Men are jealous of every woman, even when they dont have the slightest interest in her themselves.
Jan Neruda
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A real man never hurts a woman. Be very careful when you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib, not from his feet to be walked on, and not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
Ritu Ghatourey
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry
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