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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
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But say some, would you expose woman to the contact of rough, rude, drinking, swearing, fighting men at the ballot box? What a humiliating confession lies in this plea for keeping woman in the background!
Ernestine Rose
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.
Little Richard
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Always be careful what you hear about a woman. Rumors either come from a man that can't have her or a woman who can't compete with her.
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One can say there are only �must do� and �must have� for a so-called real woman. But there are many �free to do, or not to do� for her either. The most are provided by men who are ready to forgive her almost everything for just one charming smile, which is supposed to be saying �sorry�.
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There are two great unknown forces today, electricity and woman, but men can reckon much better on electricity than they can on woman.
Josephine K Henry
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The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs.
Marlene Dietrich
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The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander Pope
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No matter how good of a woman you are, you will never be good enough to a man who isn't ready.
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Having s.. with a lot of people is different with men and women for one reason.. A man has to actually work to get s.. where as a woman just has to spread her legs. More of an accomplishment for men.
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A wise woman knows importance of speaking life into her man. If you LOVE him: BELIEVE in him, ENCOURAGE him and be his PEACE.
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Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he's ever laid eyes on.
Nishan Panwar
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Men were only made into men with great difficulty even in primitive society: the male is not naturally a man any more than the woman. He has to be propped up into that position with some ingenuity, and is always likely to collapse.
Wyndham Lewis
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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Some men FOCUS more on how to GET a WOMAN but once they have HER they lose FOCUS on how to KEEP her.
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Dear men,You might think she wants your car your money and gifts, but the RIGHT WOMAN wants your time, your smile, your honesty, your effort and choosing to put her as a priority.
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No matter how good of a woman you are,you will never be good enough to a man who isn't ready.
Muz Mafuwane
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