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Men Lying About Simple Things Quotes & Sayings
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Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.
Jay Leno
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
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Life is harder when you complicate the simple things. Enjoy what you have and live your life.
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It's the simple things in life that are the most extraordinary.
Paulo Coelho
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Females are better at being sneaky and lying so I say they are less trust worthy than men, specially these days!
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For humble individuals like myself, there is one poor comfort, which is this, viz. that gout, unlike any other disease, kills more rich men than poor, more wise men than simple.
Thomas Sydenham
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Dave Barry
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Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.
Mel Gibson
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Dead men lying on the bottom of the grave. Wondering when savior comes, is he gonna be saved.
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If people judge you for your mistakes, just feel sorry for them, for simple minds are usually amused by simple things.
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One of the things I've realised is that I am very simple. My wife asked me once if I loved her. I said: 'Look love, I'm a simple man. I love you. End of story.' But I guess you gotta keep saying it with women. I guess she needed reassurance.
Bob Hoskins
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I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth.
Homer Simpson
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If someone's lying about something small, you don't know what else they're lying about. I'm a big girl, I can handle the truth, even if it's not good news.
Jennifer Morrison
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Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
Rita Rudner
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Yet we act as if simple cause and effect is at work. We push to find the one simple reason things have gone wrong. We look for the one action, or the one person, that created this mess. As soon as we find someone to blame, we act as if we've solved the problem.
Margaret J Wheatley
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Its the simple things in life we forget.
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I'm just trying to keep things simple, and just be a little more offhand and not get so deep into things. Enjoy what you got right now, because who knows what's going to happen tomorrow.
Bob Seger
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
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Chicken wings and fries, I'm in love with all the simple things. Little things, soldiers be around always bickering.
Mac Miller
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Only those who have patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the skill to do difficult things easily.
James J Corbett
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