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Monday Funny Work Quotes & Sayings
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If you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
Alex Agase
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They should make Mondays illegal.
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Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
Michael Ealy
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If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.
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It's funny, your Man Crush Monday is my Throwback Thursday.
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Mondays are part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
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Ive come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.
Turtle Dundee
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It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.
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On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.
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My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.
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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
Unknown
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Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.
Jerry Rice
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
Alan Jay Lerner
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The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday.
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair.
Unknown
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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