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Monday Ironic Monday Ironic Quotes & Sayings
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course.
Raymond Floyd
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I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents an hour I got when I worked at the Multiple Sclerosis Society of New Yorkfirst as a receptionist, then an assistant office manager, then an assistant in events coordination. But I was let go. I was fired by my boss because he literally said to me, 'I want someone to work for me who when I say 'jump' says 'how high.' He literally said that clich� with a straight face. And the ironic thing is so many of the people that worked there went around in those little wheelie carts, so they couldn't jump at all.
Rainn Wilson
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OJ Simpson's trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon started Monday. Man, you know you've lived a crazy life when a trial for kidnapping, armed robbery and assault isn't your most interesting trial.
Seth Meyers
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Life is too ironic to understand fully. It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to distinguish silence and a broken heart to find true love.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Its ironic how we ignore the ones that adore us, adore the ones that ignore us, hurt the ones that love us, and love the ones that hurt us.
Unknown
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Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. Ain't it a shame. Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Lead Belly
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People will tell you that you can't make it or you'll never win, ironic isn't it? When we all win in the end, but for life it isn't just about winning, it's figuring things out and following them to the very end. Not to the half way point or not to the half start, go the extra mile and take risk and chances. Life is what you make it not what you want it to become.
Unknown
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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Every week we're producing and writing and acting in a movie. On Monday we don't have anything for the show yet, and it's on Saturday. You get a little frantic. But that's what's so cool about the job, is that the energy there. On Saturday nights, when it's a live show, you can't beat the energy there. And definitely performing live has made me less nervous on a movie set. To me that's like the most nerve-wracking thing in the world, doing live TV and trying to make people laugh.
Kristen Wiig
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I really wonder why people suddenly change after they get what theywanted. One day they are sweet, the next day they are not. One day they are there with you, the next day they are not. One day you are important to them, the next day you are worthless. One day they love you, the next day they dont care about you. That's how ironic people and things can be, pretty shits, pretty lies wrapped up in ribbons...& the worst part is...that kind of people still get what they want in life...and we are left behind crying for them...Wondering how they changed.
Unknown
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They cant get no music, them cant get no cherish. So Woppi King write about him sound system man, and write Count Suckle from Paddington, Jim Dandy from Brixton, Duke Neville and Duke Sonny, from Birmingham, and Bishop the High Priest and Count Bust the Black Prince from Brixton, Asking them if the can come play fe him Easter Monday night, because the man have a big dance in Hell.
Laurel Aitken
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Common sense always speaks too late. Common sense is the guy who tells you ought to have had your brakes relined last week before you smashed a front end this week. Common sense is the Monday morning quarterback who could have won the ball game if he had been on the team. But he never is. He's high up in the stands with a flask on his hip. Common sense is the little man in a gray suit who never makes a mistake in addition. But it's always somebody else's money he's adding up.
Raymond Chandler
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We would said to people, you know, you've been living here for 40 years, for 50 years. Your street is not paved. You have a dirt road. You don't have clean water. If you want to change that, you must register and you must vote. You can get someone else elected. Come to a mass meeting, come next Monday. The neighbors are coming. Your uncle is coming. Your children are coming. You should be there. I tell people, we're going to have a march for the right to vote. Don't be afraid. You may get arrested, but a lot of other people will be getting arrested with you. And some people would be convinced, and some would not.
John Lewis
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The President's message is to all Americans. It's important for all Americans to remember the traditions of our country that make us so strong and so free, our tolerance and openness and acceptance. All Americans and we come from a very rich cultural heritage, no matter what anybody's background in this country. And that's the strength of this country, and that's the President's message that he expressed in his speech to Congress and as he has done when he visited the mosque a week ago Monday, and in the meetings that he's hosting here at the White House today with Muslim Americans and Sikh Americans.
Ari Fleischer
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Life teaches you to love & teaches you to cry, it may be ironic but its true that you can't know the value of love until you cry for it.
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