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There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
Ian Hart
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.
Sir Arthur Eddington
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Robert Wilensky
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My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher.
Robert Duvall
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Joe Rogan
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My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my predecessors, for reasons which I can easily supply today.
Charles Jules Henry Nicole
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
Alvah Bessie
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If what you believe spiritually does not change you for the better, then what good is it?
Uncle Phil
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It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo
South Park
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Stephen Hawking
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With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.
Curt Weldon
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
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You're trying to seduce me, aren't you, Uncle Ed?
Unknown
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There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
Ian Hart
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My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
George Gobel
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You can't 'unsay' words and you can't 'undo' deeds, so be careful about what you say and do.
Uncle Phil
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My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred A Allen
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Memories are like candy - a lot more enjoyable when they are sweet.
Uncle Phil
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I don't like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.
Dominic Chianese
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A man is mighty small that is too big to say 'I was wrong - I am sorry.'
Uncle Phil
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