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I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Glen Campbell
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
Unknown
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Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
Judd Nelson
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
Roseanne
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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It reached the point where it became kind of odd. 'Thank you very much, but now would you listen to my jokes?'
Nikki Cox
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Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing.
Unknown
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
Bernhard Langer
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
Unknown
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An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
Benjamin Franklin
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
Unknown
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Frank Dane
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But it's fun to be something, have that, and you don't have to be real. It's like, comedians. They go on and they're doing all these jokes. I would be like that if I were more awake.
Parker Posey
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers.
Armistead Maupin
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If I hear another pancake joke I'm gonna flip.
Unknown
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
Unknown
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