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Morbid Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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Im sorry I mistook all our laugh, sweet texts and jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before I waste my time again. But its over now.
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!
Tanya Bianco
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
Unknown
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Ashley Benson
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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