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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
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The only joy I get from these parties is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at other people's expense. -Ed Wuncler
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Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
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make jokes. no stress. love. live. life. proceed. progress
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body.
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I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.
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I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
Mike Posner
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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