TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Mother In Law Jokes Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mother In Law Jokes Erma Bombeck" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Mom
Funerals
Motherhood
Compassion
Wisdom
Advice
Cute Summer
Food
Business
Gifts
Funny
Jokes
Shit Happens
Gluttony
Boyfriend
Automobiles
Dieting
Running
Show more
Theft
Mothers Day
Cosmetics
Direction
Ski
Carpe Diem
Danger
Mother In Law
Vacation
Beach
Dreams
Bravery
Marriage
Doctors
Office
Women
Halloween
Football
Sad Christmas
Success
Television
Children
Gossip
Books
Mind
Politics
Knowledge
Housework
Humor
QUOTES
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Erma Bombeck
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
81 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Children make your life important.
Erma Bombeck
5 Likes
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
Erma Bombeck
1 Likes
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
38 Likes
Funny quotes
Sponsored Links
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
Erma Bombeck
44 Likes
Shit Happens quotes
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
Erma Bombeck
2 Likes
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck
2 Likes
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Erma Bombeck
4 Likes
I am not a glutton, I am an explorer of food
Erma Bombeck
5 Likes
Funny quotes
Gluttony quotes
Sponsored Links
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
Erma Bombeck
8 Likes
Funny quotes
Boyfriend quotes
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
Erma Bombeck
4 Likes
There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
Erma Bombeck
2 Likes
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck
2 Likes
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Erma Bombeck
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Erma Bombeck
13 Likes
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Erma Bombeck
1 Likes
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma Bombeck
5 Likes
Automobiles quotes
For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma Bombeck
0 Likes
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Erma Bombeck
35 Likes
Funny quotes
Dieting quotes
1
2
3
4
5
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 01
Acting
Being Broken
Best Friend
Broken Heart
Death And Dying
Discovery
Expectations
Finding Yourself
Funny Facebook Status
Girl
Judgment
Life
Never Quit
Personal Growth
Risks
Self-Improvement
Self-Love
Tranquility
Two Faced People
Understanding
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™