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My Wife Is Also A Standup Quotes & Sayings
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Jeff Foxworthy
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As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.
Lea DeLaria
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The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
Marc Maron
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Wife: I love you. Husband: I love you too. Wife: Prove it, scream it to world. Husband:*whispers in ear* I love you. Wife: Why'd you whisper it to me? Husband: Because you are my world.
Harriet Morgan
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I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.
Alan Thicke
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When I finished my residency in New Orleans, I went to L.A. where I would work as a doctor during the day, and then at night I would actually go to The Improv and do standup, all the while kind of cultivating my comedy resume.
Ken Jeong
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It takes a strong person to be a soldier. It takes a stronger person to love a soldier. Support our troops.
Sarah Moores
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I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.
Julia Sweeney
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Military wife; the toughest job in the military.
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There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife
Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.
Norman Mailer
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England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
Cedric Hardwicke
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s..ually deprived for your freedom.
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Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, Im game.
Ari Gold
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As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.
Julian Barnes
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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
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I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.
Dave Pelzer
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Army wife is the hardest job.
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If the military wanted you to have a wife, they would have issued you one.
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Sometimes I stay up at night, and wonder what it would be like to be with you.
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