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New Years Funny Greeting Quotes & Sayings
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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain
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I like conventions. I like meeting and greeting. I'm perched on that edge where I'm getting more attention than I quite know what to do with, though.
Laurell K Hamilton
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I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me, thanks.'
Unknown
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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
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'Age' is the acceptance of a term of years. But maturity is the glory of years.
Martha Graham
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My New Years resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.
Nia Vardalos
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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
Unknown
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Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.
Richard A Wolters
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Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.
Brad Paisley
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I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a pusher, so I played pushers for years and years and years. I did war movies and things like that.
Gavin MacLeod
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
Unknown
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My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
Unknown
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I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.
Emily Procter
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It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people
Dolph Sharp
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
Unknown
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Some say that now that 50 years have passed, we would like another 50 more years to celebrate once again; that means it will be 100 years. After one hundred years, I will be 118 years old.
Bhumibol Adulyadej
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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Mom, I just want to say how much you mean to me and how I do appreciate everything you've done for me. I pray that God will bless you in an even greater way and that His presence will be with you, especially more today.
M S Lowndes
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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