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New Years Funny Greeting Quotes & Sayings
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This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.
Zach Galifianakis
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I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good a.m.
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This greeting is to wish you a merry Christmas Eve. Although you are far away from home, baby Jesus will still visit you. Welcome him with love.
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I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.
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I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower.
Gypsy Rose
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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40s not oldin dog years!!!
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A special greeting of Thanksgiving time to express to you our sincere appreciation for your confidence and loyalty. We are deeply thankful and extend to you our best wishes for a happy and healthy Thanksgiving Day.
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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns
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May Gods blessings be on you, today and every day. For you have more than been a blessing and shown others the way. I just want you to know today how much you've really meant and that I love you very much, a Mother heaven sent.
M S Lowndes
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We pray that God would touch you and fill your life afresh with His grace and mercy so youll know that you are blessed. For you deserve some time out to relax in Gods love and reflect on Him with thankfulness for His blessings from above.
M S Lowndes
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When I walked into the Oval Office, I had more than a trillion-dollar deficit greeting me. And we know where it came from: two wars that were paid for on a credit card; two tax cuts that were not paid for; and a whole bunch of programs that were not paid for; and then a massive economic crisis.
Barack Obama
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This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesnt show its age.
Unknown
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Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice.
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Its funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
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