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No Officer I Swear To Drunk Im Not God! Quotes & Sayings
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Some times, one time, stereotyping, the jury aint guilty, they swear ive got to be runnin drugs, but I am, just a man, trying to stay satan free, to hell is where there taking me, I swear its so amazing to be a THUG, a True hero under gods sight from above.
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Janet Napolitano
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Free my brother Gucci, and my ni... Boosie. I swear to God my life is like a fu..in movie.
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When upon my bus got burned now he trying to sue me...brother Gucci, and my...I swear to god my life is like a fu..ing movie.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Years Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person youre married to.
PJ O’Rourke
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I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk.
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Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.
Andrea Corr
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J ORourke
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Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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I hate being drunk when other people are not.
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let's quit and become famous for being drunk 24/7 ?
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I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.
Fergie
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There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden I was inches away from his face playing drums in the air.
Tommy Lee
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The greatest crimes are to associate another with God, to vex your father and mother, to murder your own species, to commit suicide, and to swear to lie
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Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
Morris West
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Average girl nowadays: Saturday: Ohemgeeeee I'm so drunk, YOLO! Sunday: God is good & I can always count on him.
Unknown
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
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The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for he's drunk once for all
John Still
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I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's makeup on.
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