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Nobody Told You To Open Your Leg Quotes & Sayings
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You'll get some leg tonight for sure, tell us how you do.
Van Halen
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When one door closes another doesn't just open, you can either open the same door or open a different one...
Unknown
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We are Very Sorry we had to cancel this leg of the tour.
Joey Jordison
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Oh, Ive never had a whole leg to myself before. -Rue
Hunger Games
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I try to tell you I love you in each and every way. I'm trying to tell you I need you much more than a piece of leg.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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My foot stopped and my leg kept going.
Dwyane Wade
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I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.
Dick Dale
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You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.
Gene Simmons
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Coach told us before the game that he was going to be a different person. He told us he was going back to his old way of coaching.
Rajon Rondo
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My friend told me later he got the chicken pox. I told him I caught politics and never got over it.
Jack Johnson
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So just remember what cha momma told you. Before she sent you on your way She told never ever be to clever To not see your own mistakes
Melissa Morgan
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My Auntie told me always treat a lady right...My uncle told me 'only love em for the night.
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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
Jay London
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I'm sad and blue, about nobody but you. I told you that I loved you right from the start, you told me the same and now you try to break my little heart.
Leon Redbone
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was always told that I was too small, too skinny, too slow, not tough enough, and I never ever believed what people told me.
Joe Theismann
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Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
Bum Phillips
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?
Richard Pryor
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