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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dylan Moran
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
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