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Old People Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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I do remember people telling me that I talked funny. When I moved to Rochester, I would always say, 'Im just joshing you.' Everyone was like, 'Why are you saying that?' Im like, 'I dunno, thats how people talk where Im from.'
Kristen Wiig
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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?
Marilyn Pittman
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Sometimes people are good, and they do just what they should. But the very same people who are good sometimes are the very same people who are bad sometimes. It's funny but it's true.
Fred Rogers
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Sometimes there are no words to describe how we feel about some people. Thank God, He gave us the middle finger.
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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it.
Rick Sutter
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Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.
Unknown
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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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It's funny...a lot of people think I take myself seriously because I come off so serious sometimes. But it's not that I take myself seriously, I take what I do seriously. I came up around people who took acting seriously, who cared about acting, cared about the theater and, in the '70s, made movies that said something that mattered. I came up with those people, and I was a kid. Their ethos and credo became mine.
Laurence Fishburne
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It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even understand, which drug addiction is the perfect negative example of.
Aimee Mann
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What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there.
Keith David
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed.
Bill Maher
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
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Be careful how you treat people. The things you do have a funny way of coming back to you.
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People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
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