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One Day I Will Not Come Back On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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I'm on the Facebook board now. Little did they know that I thought Facebook was really stupid when I first heard about it back in 2005.
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace
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Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.
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