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One Day I Will Not Come Back On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It provides unbalanced friendships and a terrible source of depression
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
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Ours is a life of constant reruns. We're always circling back to where we'd we started, then starting all over again. Even if we don't run extra laps that day, we surely will come back for more of the same another day soon.
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"Old times" never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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