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Onion Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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He is like an onion , you have to peel it one at a time. -Sean
The Blind Side
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet.
Sonya Levien
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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Hes so windy he could blow up an onion sack.
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A woman's chastity consists, like an onion, of a series of coats.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandberg
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Your girl pu... smell like Sour Cream & Onion.
Mac Miller
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Erma Bombeck
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When I wrote The Onion Field, I realized that my first two novels were just practice.
Joseph Wambaugh
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