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Pee On The Bedroom Quotes & Sayings
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Save it for, save it for the bedroom.
You Me At Six
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The last time I wrote a letter was at Christmas, in my childhood bedroom, as a response to a letter I had received. And it was the most beautiful letter I had ever written. But me and my previous boyfriend used to write each other love notes from time to time even though we lived close by and it was nice. I keep them for good luck and something to inspire me.
Amanda Seyfried
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I love giving my male friends advice. And when I need advice myself? I go to my gay guy friends. Theyre very understanding and they are often coming from the same perspective. Whos better at giving advice, gay or straight guys? Well that depends on the advice youre looking for. If its bedroom-related, my gay friends are the best. They just lay it out there!
Christina Aguilera
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Loving a band with all your heart is something you understand when it happens to you. On the surface, others can see it as a petty obsession, but theyll just never know the feeling of putting so much faith into a few people on the other side of the world. Its hard to explain it to them, the listening to a song on repeat, the waits for new albums, the excitement and surreal sensation when you finally see them live. They dont understand why the lyrics booklets give you a sense of comfort, or why you paste photos of them all over your bedroom walls. And they cant understand why one band could matter to you so much. And you think to yourself, Because they saved my life. But you say nothing, they wouldn't understand.
Alex Gaskarth
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
Unknown
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You wake up but not really. In the bedroom you grew up in. It's the only place on this entire planet that is yours. The only place on the planet that understands you. It understands the way your nerves flare everytime you think about talking to anyone, scared into shyness at the thought of opening your mouth but the way you are the best hypocrite around when you're in front of a microphone. It knows what turns that switch on and off and on again. It understands the way when you don't have a smile on your face everyone only spits: what's wrongs and you look tireds. So the way you keep it on your face just wide enough to avoid questions. It understands how neurotic you have become, the way you treat your flaws like old friends. The way you look in the mirror and think of yourself as Mr. Misery...
Peter Wentz
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Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha'fu..er but you might be 16, And I ain't tryin' to end up in the penitentiary, You gon' be screamin' Daddy take some of that d..k up out of me, When you in the strip club, you work that pole, When you in the bedroom, you work that pole, I ain't choosy baby you could work me fast or you could work me slow, When I be up in the strip club I be tippin', When my rap got the rat Big Hap think I'm trippin', And I'm hood bi... & this just nothin' but good livin', Your baby owes me & I ain't even pi.pin'.
Z-Ro
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When I was younger, I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. The hardest decision was choosing which Ni ntendo game to play. Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee. Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed. Used to think that the moon followed my car. Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. Went on the computer just to use Paint. The only 'fake' friends I had were invisible ones. I used to sing in the shower. Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up... what the hell were we thinking?
Mahmoud El Hallab
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