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People Updating Status With Beer Quotes & Sayings
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
Unknown
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Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
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Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
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For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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They who drink beer will think beer.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.
David Ogilvy
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There is one major problem with anti-virus software: It needs updating. Users cannot be relied upon to have even the anti-virus software in the first place, let alone be able or willing to pay for the updates.
Glenn Turner
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That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.
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My party time is usually a dinner party with friends. I couldn't give a f**k about going to clubs. I want to drink really good wine and really good beer, because I like really good wine and really good beer.
Katy Perry
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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