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Philosophical Funny P Quotes & Sayings
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve.
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I used to like watching the Carol Burnett Show. I thought Carol Burnett was very funny. And I liked Madeline Kahn a lot because in my house we were watching a lot of Mel Brooks movies and she was always in them and super funny. And Gilda Radner. I used to like watching Saturday Night Live. I always thought that she was hilarious.
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Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.
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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Death. We view death, as influenced by our upbringing. Death. The end. Game over. If we were to take Death in a different angle of perspective, such as an idea...as they say 'Ideas can never die'. And if we were apply this idea to ourselves, the world would be significantly different. An idea can be represented by various embodiment's and forms of it, however, these are just representation, and not the essence of the idea itself. These representations of an idea can be destroyed, but the idea can never perish. If we view our bodies, thoughts; our entire world to be a representation of our 'idea', then life is far different. The idea being that, we are energy, we are an idea. If destroyed, the idea remains - Energy cannot be destroyed. An idea, an energy is not defined or segregated into different segments...everything is one. All connected. All the same. Unity. So in this perspective, Death isn't so bad, now is it?
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
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Funny is when you're serious.
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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
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They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
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I'm really funny now.
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So here we are... It's funny how so close can seem so far..
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Funny how the people who know you the least have the most to say about you.
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