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Presidential Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Four years in the White House and two presidential campaigns is an awful long time. In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, six years off your life.
George Stephanopoulos
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The president jumped on a plane to start a five-week vacation. This will be the longest presidential vacation in 36 years. This means President Bush has now been on vacation for 27% of his presidency. That means the country could be 27% more screwed up than it already is.
Jimmy Kimmel
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Federal elections happen every two years in this country. Presidential elections every four years. And four years just isn't long enough to dismantle all the environmental laws we've got in this country
Jared Diamond
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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And you cant think ni...s forget, ni...s dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential pe..s correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna handle the world when you cant handle a d..k bi......fu.. it that was yo main missile to look after..that was yo air force one you let fly the fu.. off!
Katt Williams
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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