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If I ever admit it to you, I'll just embarrass myself. If I ever tell you how I felt for all those months, you'll probably laugh. It won't be for a long time for me to tell you the truth. It'll be after you found someone, and after I've found someone. It'll happen after we both convinced ourselves to move on. Then we'll suddenly have a casual conversation, the words will just pop out of my mouth, randomly. And they'll just stand there in the air and wait for a response that will never come. The question that will go unanswered is did you ever feel the same?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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My family is crazy. Ive got a soap-opera family; Ive got two half-sisters, but I consider them my sister. I also have a step brother I grew up with from when I was 5 to 12, and I miss that kid so much. We talk randomly, but Im trying to get him to move to Nashville. As far as boyfriends go, of course Ive had boyfriends - if I hadnt, there wouldnt be songs like Decoy or Misery Business. Ive dated a couple of guys that I knew I didnt like, just to forget about one certain guy and Ive totally played stupid games before.
Hayley Williams
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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That moment when your so-called 'best friend' betrays you. Betrays your trust and every bit of faith you had in them. They leave you with the memories...The memories that keep come flooding back which brings tears to your eyes every time. It makes you doubt whether they ever really were a best friend or just a jerk disguised as a best friend!I used to miss you and the way you would just somehow make my day when I saw you and everything you said and did was the highlight of my day...you would walk with your arm around me or just hug me randomly. And now I've realised about a year too late that you used me and now I don't miss YOU, I miss the person I thought you were...
Wendy Drummond
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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