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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And he convinced me to eat one. And it was horrible and it was exciting. And I thought, this will be gross and I'll have a story: I had my first oyster with Paul Newman.
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, s..ually, is that men are like firemen. To men, s.. is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I love you because you actually put effort into me. I love you because nobody has ever given me the love that you have given me and you are the only one that could ever love me this way. I love you because you always make me feel that I am worth something. I love you because you have a nurturing nature and you take care of me. I love you because you made me smile when I almost forgotten how to. I love you because you have a huge and honest heart. I love you and every little thing about you. I love you because you are simply you.
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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me
Jerry Seinfeld
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10 things I love about you... I love the way you laugh. I love the way you look at me. I love the way you dress. I love the way you look. I love your attitude. I love the way you talk to me. I love the way you kiss me. I love the way you're there for me. I love the way you treat everyone. Most of all I love the way you love me!!!
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Love is a burning desire, that makes your heart light on fire. Love is being with you, someone saying I love you too. Love is your tender kiss, something I never want to miss. Love is you and me, and that is all I need.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I'm in love with your smile. I'm in love with your voice. Whenever I see you, my heart will rejoice. I'm in love with laugh. I'm in love with you personality. I'm in love with your individuality. I'm in love with you and who you are.
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
Jerry Seinfeld
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies. Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes but love is not blind, love sees but doesn't mind.
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You wait in hopes that new love can take the place of the old which it can. But that doesnt mean you will ever stop loving each other. Some people will love each other until the day they die, spending the majority of their lives apart. And so is the darker side of love.
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Love took me by the hand; love took me by surprise; love led me to you, and love opened up my eyes.
Michelle Branch
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My love is my love, my time is spent loving you, my days are filled with love for you, my world is because I love you.
Tanya Kanakaole
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Love is impatient love is not kind. Love can mistreat and leave you stuck behind. Love has it's ways of flipping your life upside down. But even through all that pain I still want my love to stick around.
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