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Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree.
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TV Commercials: 'Call in the next 10 minutes and recieve all this for free!' Pshh...Like they know when I watched this.
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Not trying to be rude, but your d..k gets less action then a white crayon.
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That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
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That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries!
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The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
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Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to.
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Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them.
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Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
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I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
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Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
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Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.
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