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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.
Ashley Benson
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
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