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Short Funny Jokes Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
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Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
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You will soon start a new phase of life! But that can wait until you are older. Enjoy another year of being young. Happy Birthday.
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Here's to another year full of experiences, joy, happiness, surprises and good luck. May you have a smashing Birthday.
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May Time, Lady Luck and Mistress Fortune always be on your side. Once they are, nothing in the world will be able to stop you. Have a great Birthday!
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No sorrows to depress you, only shadows to surround you, God himself to bless you. Happy Birthday!
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ell, you are another year older and you haven't changed a bit. That's great because you are perfect just the way you are. Happy Birthday.
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Thank God people dont age as fast as other creatures, because otherwise youd be gone by now. Im just kidding. Happy Birthday!
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With a new year of your journey, shall come more challenges, opportunities and greater success. May God bless you. Happy Birthday.
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Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
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