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Short Wts App Status Quotes & Sayings
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
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When I started out in the early 1930s, there were a great many magazines that published short stories. Unfortunately, the short-story market has dwindled to almost nothing.
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I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face. Then it was off, short. The main reason it was long was because my mother cut it short when I was little and I was trying to make up for that.
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I like pre mixed coke and sushi. Im obsessed with op shopping. I take a lot of photos. Im short. Very short. I love my life.
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On the other hand, now that I'm not dependent on fiction for my income, I've been writing more short stories despite the fact that there's no real paying market for short horror other than Cemetery Dance.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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