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Skinny Jean Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I went through a period at boarding school when my coaches wanted me to switch to snowboarding because they thought I was no good at skiing. I was too skinny. I had terrible technique. They were saying I should be a snowboarder, and luckily, I resisted.
Bode Miller
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I am actually 7 foot and and one-half inches tall. I say Seven two because it's easier. Unlike some tall skinny guys I am really ig weighing around 350 pounds.
Richard Kiel
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I feel so bad for skinny bi...es whose thighs don't touch because I bet their vaginas are frozen shut when it's this cold outside.
Unknown
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I did get skinny. I've felt that pressure, like everyone else in my position. When a newspaper comes out that says 'Duff Puff...she must have gained 15 pounds' or something like that, how would any normal person react?
Hilary Duff
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Chain all V.S. I ain't with the B.S. Catch me in your city riding hard through the B.X. Skinny ni... but I do it Large like a 3X. The last ni... tried to do me wrong umm he checked.
Meek Mill
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I lost 30 pounds to play my character in 'The Mexican', but people don't take to skinny mafia men, and I don't feel right when I'm thin.
James Gandolfini
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People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5 ft 8 ins, skinny blonde. One guy says to me 'So, where's the fox from Mystic Pizza?'
Julia Roberts
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bi...es like you don't grow. You can't even look me in my eye, let alone go toe to toe and callin me skinny, youse a clown. I'ma call you Theo, cause you weigh ninety-two point three pounds.
DJ Quik
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I've never been one of those people who's been obsessed with working out or being super-skinny. The body I have isn't going to change, so I just try to stay as healthy as I can... The older I get, the more comfortable I am with it. I still have 'fat days' when I have to wear baggy T-shirts with sweat pants, though!
Hayden Panettiere
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
Unknown
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I was really, really, really skinny. Great big mouth on a little face. Just goofy-looking. More goofy than I am now. Really goofy.
Nikki Cox
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Beautiful life, often I dream that I can bring my ni...s. Conservatives dont understand slang linguistics. The burbs talking like the hood will change with quickness. Love the skinny model chicks but I prefer the thickness.
Nas
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yeah I know I'm from Compton, Cali but I don't lace up. Chucks or rock pink Khakis and skinny jeans ain't quite the lick I probably would wear 'em but my d..k don't fit.
Kendrick Lamar
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I'm having a bad day. I am not size six. My legs are not skinny as sticks, and dammit, someone's got to pay. I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself and that my happiness depends on someone else. I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall. You're so s
Jewel
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We got a song that's in the top 10 of iTunes, it's selling like crazy. "Tie Me Down" with The New Boyz, I'm in the future baby. I don't rock the skinny jeans, but all the kids are singing the song. So check my demographic, it's from, like, age six to 70.
Ray J
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I'm having a bad day. I am not size six. My legs are not skinny as sticks, and dammit, someone's got to pay. I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself and that my happiness depends on someone else. I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall. You're so s
Jewel
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I'm having a bad day. I am not size six. My legs are not skinny as sticks, and dammit, someone's got to pay. I'm afraid that I can't satisfy myself and that my happiness depends on someone else. I feel weak, so you're gonna take the fall. You're so s
Jewel
15 Likes
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Believe in the process: if you eat sugary, fatty food every day you will get fat. So if you eat healthy food everyday, you will get skinny.
Unknown
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Jean Harlow [Hollywood's s..y actress] kept calling Margot Asquith by her first name, or kept trying to: she pronounced it Margot. Finally Margot set her right. 'No, no, Jean. The t is silent as in Harlow.'
Margot Asquith
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Everyone is beautiful; fat or skinny, tall or short, black or white. Don't let anyone make you feel ugly & never make anyone else feel it.
Unknown
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