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Skinny Jean Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
Unknown
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My dreams came true in America. It's not possible in Belgium. I grew up sadly. Skinny kid. Big, thick glasses. Everything I've done is a miracle.
Jean Claude Van Damme
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Never understand why some girls always say being curvy is better than skinny, then they go on diets to lose weight and get skinny...
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I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.
Kristen Stewart
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I don't know who decided that skinny was more appealing than not skinny. It seems arbitrary.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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I can never be skinny. No matter how hard I try. I can work out all day long and eat lettuce but I cant be skinny.
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I hate when skinny girls are like 'ugh I'm so fat' like be happy you're skinny & stop fishing for compliments?
Unknown
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I'm not fat, I'm just not skinny any more. When I was skinny, I was really unhappy and unhealthy.
Kate Winslet
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I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.
Joe Manganiello
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Please don't wear skinny jeans, if you don't have any skinny genes.
Seth Rogen
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I hate it when skinny people say they ain't skinny enough.
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I wear black skinny-fit jeans, I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
Shaun White
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Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.
Karl Lagerfeld
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny.
Steve Martin
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In the city where the skinny ni...s tryin to be the ballers. Ain't no fathers, but the skinny ni...s tryin hit they daughters.
J Cole
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For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.
Elle Fanning
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If a person wants to limit how much they consume, it's better if you pour into a tall, skinny glass. If as a host you want to limit what people drink, you better use tall, skinny glasses. You will be less likely to pour too much.
Brian Wansink
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The jean! The jean is the destructor! It is a dictator! It is destroying creativity. The jean must be stopped!
Pierre Cardin
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