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Sleeping With Sirens Funny Whatsapp Statuss Quotes & Sayings
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
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The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so much that I could do it 12 hours a day if I didn`t have to turn on the alarm clock...and still, sometimes.
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
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Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead! Ben: No it's only sleeping.
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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It started off with a one night stand, lingered to a fling. The sirens and the sergeants, didn't seem to mean a thing.
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bi...! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I just hate sleeping alone, I hate sleeping alone. So shes here and were both so throwed.
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Empty visions of a world gone mad paints a picture so revealing, through my window dark tomorrow I can hear the sirens wailing.
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Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic! Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.
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As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?
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I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
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I have all the patience in the world about Sirens. For me it's not a Grateful Dead project, it's a Me project.
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Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
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