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Slow Computer Quotes & Sayings
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I'm flexing steel, I'm flexing still, I'm sitting high, I'm tipping slow. I'm Texas trill, Texas trill, but in NY we spit it slow.
Asap Rocky
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Mustang Sally, guess you better slow your mustang down. Mustang Sally , baby, I guess you better slow your mustang down. You been a runnin' all over town, I guess I'll better put your big feet on the ground, oh yes, I will.
Buddy Guy
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I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.
Jo Stafford
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After all, just one virus on a computer is one too many.
Glenn Turner
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The computer would do anything you programmed it to do.
Vinton Cerf
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Who needs a girlfriend when you have hamburgers and a computer.
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The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker
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We'll get there faster if we take it slow.
Unknown
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I tell a ho to speed up. She slow and she can keep up. We know we always out but somehow they would never see us.
Wale
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They say she needs to slow down
David Guetta
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The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank.
John Cale
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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
Marilyn Pittman
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I can only type fast on my own keyboard.
Unknown
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We don't want to turn the TV into a computer.
Steve Case
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No, I consider myself computer illiterate.
Casper Van Dien
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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind
Joseph Weizenbaum
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If you think about computer programming, it's as antisocial as it gets.
Shawn Fanning
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Illiterate people on the computer and I don't go well together.
Unknown
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You're on file, our computer knows what is best for you, we will provide the solution.
Kansas
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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