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Sorry I Am Late Funny Quotes & Sayings
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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
Garry Shandling
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David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.
Martin Short
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Frodo: You're late. Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Lord Of The Rings
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My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age.
Anna Kendrick
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Better late than never, but never late is better
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In the 20 long, hungry years between my late teens and late 30s I bought in to virtually every new diet and/or exercise regime that hoved into view, particularly at this most vulnerable time for those of us prone to poor body image - a new year.
Arabella Weir
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I'm a late bloomer. Being a late bloomer is a problem when you decide at 40 you want to have children.
Daphne Zuniga
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Unknown
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If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.
Jarod Kintz
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
Unknown
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During the summer I could stay up so late without any problem, now that school's back I can barely stay up past 10.
Unknown
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Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations. The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul.
Andre Maurois
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If I can give myself all the reason for being with you, I can't see why you can't give me reason for your acting through all these funny things like stayin' out late at night, making me spend all sobbing lonely nights, baby, you know you're drivin' me crazy, you've been truth for me.
Lady Saw
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The professionalism of wire service reporters is constantly being tested because reporters know that if they're late or sloppy on a story, it will show up because the competition is likely to be not late and not sloppy.
Bob Greene
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safe s.. is great s.. better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text that "i think am late" text
Lil Wayne
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Safe s.. is great s.., better wear a latex cuz you don't want that late text... that I think I'm late text.
Lil Wayne
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.
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The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it; and, out of my observation that most men that do thrive in the world do forget to take pleasure during the time that they are getting their estate, but reserve that till they have got one, and then it is too late for them to enjoy it.
Samuel Pepys
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