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Sperm Donor Not A Dad Pi Quotes & Sayings
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don't know what it's like because my dad was never there for me.
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I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card.
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
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Late night organ donor. After that he disown yah. After that he's just hopeless. Soul mates become soulless.
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
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Further, Japan is the second largest donor in Iraq after the United States, with over $5 billion dollars for humanitarian, infrastructure and reconstruction projects.
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A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children.
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
David Hyde Pierce
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I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that she had.
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Words cannot express how much I love my Dad. Strongest man I know. I am beyond blessed to have him as MY Dad.
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Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.
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I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
Miley Cyrus
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Adam Sandler
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My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
Derek Jeter
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When I was at Ole Miss, I called my dad up one time and said, Hey, Dad, have you ever looked at your stats here? They're not very good.
Eli Manning
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