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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
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If we all end up in prison one day for illegal music downloads, I can only hope that they divide us by music genres.
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If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be a Mothers Day every day.
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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Some day Love shall claim his own Some day Right ascend his throne, Some day hidden Truth be known; Some day - some sweet day.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
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