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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
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Start the day off right with a wake and bake.
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Hunter S Thompson
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The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S Thompson
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You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
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They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.
Timothy Leary
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
Timothy Leary
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Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time.
Timothy Leary
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I wouldn't recommend s.., drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S Thompson
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We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
Timothy Leary
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Start the day right with a wake and bake.
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There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Hunter S Thompson
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I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.
Jim Morrison
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