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It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Jim Morrison
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This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.
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Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good.
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Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.
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Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
Jim Morrison
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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keep calm and pass the weed on.
Ashley Rosales
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Act like barbie, smoke like marley.
Julia Klassen
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If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life?
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Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes.
Jim Morrison
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I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to the grave without ever having s... It means that you never figured out what it is all about. The mystery is in the body and the way the body works itself into nature.
Terence Mckenna
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You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Hunter S Thompson
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I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD... I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it.
Jim Morrison
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain away.
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I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.
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Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict.
Kid Cudi
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I dont smoke weed anymore. Ill leave it to the kids. Im 27 with a business to run and I need to be alert and focused with my mind strong. For those who still get it on, smoke one in my memory as your favorite lonely stoner.
Kid Cudi
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Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying.
Lil Wayne
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