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Straight Up Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.
Prince Charles
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My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these two lesbians straight.
Pauly D
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It's kind of hard to keep a straight face when your trying to pretend chlamydia is a flower.
Krysten Ritter
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Almost every time I make a building, some people will condemn it straight to Hell.
Arne Jacobsen
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Queer Eye is a makeover show, meant to help our straight brethren.
Kyan Douglas
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If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after s.., I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'
Vince Vaughn
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Can you tell a plain man the road to heaven? Certainly, turn at once to the right, then go straight forward.
William Wilberforce
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She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
Liam Gallagher
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I make them do the splits for a rap. Wish you ni...s good luck, trynna get where I'm at. Straight like that.
Drake
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Vodka and seven straight to my brain, put me under false impressions, hide all my pain.
Prince
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I apologize if you felt that I was being mean with my answer. I wasnt. Its just that I am a straight forward person.
Unknown
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I would go through all the pain take a bullet straight through my brain, yes I would die for ya baby but you won't do the same.
Bruno Mars
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I Am Setting The Record Straight, If You Don't Hear It From One Of Us In This Band Then It Is Bullshit..
Joey Jordison
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A Curve does not exist in its full power until contrasted with a straight line.
Robert Henri
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Gay, straight, interracial relationships...Why does it matter, just be happy for the people dang it.
Unknown
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I'm a straight shooter, a New York City girl. I see things as they are and call them as they are.
Elisabeth Rohm
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In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
Dante Alighieri
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Even if a minefield or the abyss should lie before me, I will march straight ahead without looking back.
Zhu Rongji
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Most of the shit I say is true. When Im done with bad bi...es, Im coming straight to you....Good girl.
Drake
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Well, I'm telling you son that it ain't no fun staring straight down a forty-four.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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