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That Came In A Bottle Quotes & Sayings
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
Phyllis Diller
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Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, Shake well before using. That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.
Vance Havner
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Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
Cher
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What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Fred Allen
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A book is simply the container of an idea like a bottle; what is inside the book is what matters.
Angela Carter
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Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.
Julio Iglesias
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Resort to the bottle, that's how I deal with the shakes. Pray for these haters, that's how I deal with the hate.
Big Krit
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
Unknown
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If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.
George Sand
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It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.
Unknown
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I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
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I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre gonna hand me a bottle of friggin' SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.
Snooki
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A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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I dont drink every bottle I own, I be aging shit. And I got them wedding ring flows, that engaging shit
Drake
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Cracked a hot sauce bottle in my a.. and made a bi... suck it out wooh wooh.
Lil B
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There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.
D L Hughley
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W C Fields
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
Adam Carolla
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To treat a poor wretch with a bottle of Burgundy, and fill his snuffbox, is like giving a pair of laced ruffles to a man that has never a shirt on his back
Thomas Browne Sr
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