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Thought For The Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
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Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Lewis Black
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That's the main reason I gave up my career after John was born and I was pregnant with Andrew. I could not handle going away day after day. The thought of going away before they got up and coming back after they were in bed was intolerable.
Louise Fletcher
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
Topher Grace
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
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The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do. Happy Boss Day!
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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