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Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.
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Your Just like a toilet, fat round and full of shit.
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Passa Passa. You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Big fat pu...; Mufasa.
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I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
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Fat people fall faster but short people are closer to the ground so it all balances out in the end.
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I hate when skinny girls are like 'ugh I'm so fat' like be happy you're skinny & stop fishing for compliments?
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I don't have a model's body. But I'm not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they're fat. I'm okay with what I have. I can rock this body, you know?
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Trying to find the reason why someone hates you is like trying to eat without getting fat, it can't happen.
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...
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With such a pity men preserve alive Pheasants and quails, when they are no fat enough to be eaten.
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Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat.
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Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit. Lettin' shit slip. Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip.
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A lean agreement is better than a fat judgment
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Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
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In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be
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