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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schulz
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
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It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to get to where we are today, but we have just begun. Today we begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave our children is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today.
Barack Obama
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Yesterday I was sad, today I am happy. Yesterday I had problem, today I still had the same problem. But Today I CHANGED the way I look at it..
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Yesterday is gone with all its problems. Tomorrow is not here yet; don't worry or even give thought to the problems that it might bring. Let today reign. Take control of today and make it yours without thought of the yesterdays or tomorrows to come, because today is a new day for you to SHINE.
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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
Jay Leno
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.
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Be glad today. Tomorrow may bring tears. Be brave today. The darkest night will pass. And golden rays will usher in the dawn.
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Don't wake up in the morning thinking about the worst things that could happen today, but focus on those great things you can achieve today. Life is too short for worries.
Terry Mark
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Today is a blank page in your life story. What will you write in it?
Sonya Parker
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Make the best of today, as you will never have another chance to experience this day again.
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It's good to prepare for tomorrow, but don't let it bother you too much until you forget to enjoy today.
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A new day is a new reality based on what we experience yesterday. Today shines a lot brighter and clearer...
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Yesterday is long gone for you to worry about, tomorrow may never be yours, but today is precious because it's you here and anything is possible today.
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I am not Afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday, and I love today.
Itumeleng Ngakane
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Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
Dave Letterman
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