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Toilet Paper Commercial Quotes & Sayings
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You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
Pamela Anderson
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Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm...but I wasn't done yet.
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
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Colder than a Tibetan tin toilet top.
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Your Just like a toilet, fat round and full of shit.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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Don't judge a fat guy by the amount of excrement he leaves in the toilet.
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Placing my buttocks on a cold toilet seat is my climbing Mount Everest.
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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Psychiatry's chief contribution to philosophy is the discovery that the toilet is the seat of the soul.
Alexander Chase
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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Any walk through a park that runs between a double line of mangy trees and passes brazenly by the ladies toilet is invariably known as ''Lover's Lane.''
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.
Adam Sandler
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I should make my own toilet tissue since I'm the shit.
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When we go to commercial, I'll look at d..k like, 'Do you still want me as your wingman?'
Ryan Seacrest
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If everyone's commercial, where's the fu.. the show.
Joe Budden
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I enjoy music that is commercial.
Kenneth Edmonds
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'I love it when every channel is on a commercial break.' Said no one ever
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