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The aim of every human being is to understand the meaning of total love.
Unknown
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Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives.
Polly Berrien Berends
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I was a total athlete. I loved sports, but when I realized I wasn't going to be a professional athlete, I realized I wanted to be in movies.
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The evolution of humans can not only be seen as the grand total of their wars; it is also defined by the evolution of the human mind and the development of the human consciousness.
Friedrich Durrenmatt
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The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature
Alfred North Whitehead
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Those awkward days when your best friend isn't at school and you feel like total loner.
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Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Bonnie Tyler
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In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Cady
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Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Bonnie Tyler
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The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature
Alfred North Whitehead
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Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity - in short, of tyranny - and it is committed to making tyranny universal.
Adlai E Stevenson
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It's a bit loose and the people in my group have got other groups. They don't have to have a total allegiance to me. I think that's really a bit weird and showing some weird insecurity.
Graham Coxon
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The Asian nation's oil demand is expected to grow this year by 800,000 barrels per day and represents more than one-third of the total growth in global demand, according to the Energy Information Agency.
Gary Miller
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When I was in my early 20s, I had my hair permed. Bad idea! It turned into total frizz. My advice to women is, if you have nice hair already, don't get a perm, leave your hair alone!
Mariska Hargitay
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A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be your self.
Jim Morrison
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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It was total naivety that got me to Hollywood. I thought it was going to happen straight away. I told myself 'give it 5 years, there's no way I'll be here after that if it doesn't happen'. Cut to ten years later!
Naomi Watts
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Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired s.. endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
Bertrand Russell
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Social democracy... is only the advance guard of the proletariat, a small piece of the total working masses; blood from their blood, and flesh from their flesh.
Rosa Luxemburg
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